Ah, the joys of being an adult with an active intimate life! Those who have dabbled with the art of introducing a little buzz into their lives will resonate with the tale I’m about to recount. We all know the rush of trying to hide our little secrets when we’re caught in the act, especially when living in a house bustling with kids, pets, or, in this case, unexpected visits from family. And as you’re about to discover, it’s not always our stealth skills that need sharpening, but our memory, too. But hey, isn’t life about these little moments of hilarity?
Vibrators: Fun for Two but a Show for Three
There’s something inherently adventurous about sneaking in some ‘couple time’ before the world wakes up. The ticking clock, the silent ambiance, the thrill of ‘almost getting caught’ — it’s intoxicating. But in the midst of passion, amidst the tangle of sheets and clothes hastily put back on, things get forgotten. Insignificant things like… a buzzing vibrator.
An Unplanned Breakfast Guest
Imagine: the day’s starting well, breakfast aromas wafting, when there’s a knock. And it’s not the postman or the neighbor asking for some milk. It’s your dear granddad, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to share a morning meal. Now, what could possibly go wrong? Well, let’s say that couches, with their deep, secretive cushions, have a peculiar sense of humor.
Moments that Make Holidays Brighter
Everyone has their share of embarrassing stories. But it’s the grand, face-palm, “I-want-the-earth-to-swallow-me” stories that stay with us, morphing into hilarious anecdotes over time. And isn’t it heartening when such moments don’t lead to awkward silences but instead become a shared joke, a snippet that’s whispered during gatherings, evoking a round of heartfelt laughter?
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One morning me and my boyfriend were messing around on the couch with our new vibrator before the kid woke up. Well after we had our fun and we heard our daughter’s bedroom door open we jumped up to put our clothes on and the damn you fell in between the cushions on the couch.
We totally forgot about it, I started cooking breakfast we’re both in great mood then there’s a knock on the door. To my surprise, it was my grandfather. We invited him in for breakfast. He came inside said his hellos and headed for the couch. He sits down and literally and 5 seconds later he jumps up with our vibrator in his hands we it’ll it on full blast asking what’s this laughing so hard his face was about 50 shades of red. I was so embarrassed more of the fact that he just held onto it laughing than anything I think.
But we all got a kick out of it and it’s kinda an inside joke between the three of us. During holiday gatherings the three of us will be in the corner laughing historically and everyone else thinks we’re looney and need to see someone but if only they understood.
Written by: Barbie
To Wrap It Up!
Life’s most candid moments often turn out to be the most memorable. It’s not the big days, but these fleeting instances of pure, unadulterated humor that make the best stories. From a forgotten vibrator to a blushing grandfather holding onto it, this tale serves as a gentle reminder. A reminder to always check your couch before inviting someone to sit. But more importantly, a reminder that life is filled with unexpected moments, and it’s up to us to take them in stride and share a hearty laugh.
So next time something goes hilariously awry, remember this story, chuckle, and think: “Well, at least Grandpa wasn’t there to see this one!” But if he was… well, here’s to another inside joke in the making. Cheers to life’s amusing tales!
